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"Hah?," balas Vissie.
"Ud putus kan lu," tanya Samuel pada Vissie.
"Ad masalah ap?," balas Vissie.
"Lg pengen bunuh orang aja, loh. Ini akun mantan nya vissi ato vissi nya (emoji tertawa)," kata Samuel.
"Vissi, ada masalah apa?," kata sang dokter gigi.
"Owala, kirain mantan lu," kata Samuel.
"Ihhh," kata Vissie
"Yg dlu aja gelut," kata Samuel.
"Napasi?," kata Vissie semakin bingung.
"Wkwkwk.... lg seneng gelut, wkwkwkwkwk... ud bonyokin belasan org di ring, seru (emoji tertawa, itu ih.. seru nih, itu cowo l skrg ya, byk cingcong, biar gw abisin. Ga salah ente cr ribu ama gw, mau cowo lu mati ya, its okay dead by my own hand," kata Samuel sambil mengirim bukti chat dengan seorang pria.
"Hah? lu sehat?," balas Vissie.
"Ko kabur cowo lu," tanya Samuel.
"Sehat, kenapa dia cari ribu," kata Samuel lagi, setelah Vissie melihat bukti chat lainnya.
"Apaan lu ngatain gw pecun," kata Vissie.
"Dia yg mulai, gw sambut lahh, takut apa, skrg cowo lu ngibrit. Skrg gw mau cowo lu mati, gw liat gw bunuh, gas gw bunuh semua," kata Samuel mengancam.
"Sini klo brani, bunuh gw. d pukulin aja lu berlindung di pager, ngakak," kata Vissie.
"Ngakak, tunggu we pecun," kata Vissie.
"Wkwkwk... gatakut gobl*k, sini lu dateng ke klinik gw," kata Vissie.
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